Snowball Effect

Disclaimer: They definitely aren’t ours.
Author’s Note: To all of you unfamiliar with the term “CaffKa”, that would be Caffey and myself. We’ve come to realize that if the the two of us write together, the result can’t be called anything but insane. Thus, “CaffKa”, pronounced Kafka, seems appropriate.
Summary: Fun has never killed anyone, not even Kathryn Janeway.

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The PADDed Couch

By Caldosh, Caffey and KateF
Disclaimer: In a moment of utter lucidness, we’ve decided to once again trespass on Paramount’s territory. We’re odd that way.
Author’s Notes: Written for and presented as a birthday gift to SylviaK. No matter what you might think, this story actually makes a lot more sense than the one she got last year . . .
Summary: It’s captain evaluation time, Starfleet style, but the Voyager crew has other concerns – like, the command team’s relationship.

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Hurting

Disclaimer: The Star Trek Universe is sole property of Paramount Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author’s Note: Thanks to Syla, Ala and Bec for the last-minute beta. You’re the best. Coff, any last words? Now that I think about it, yes. I love you, world. May you never get in my way…

To all of you unfamiliar with the term “CaffKa”, that would be Caffey and myself. We’ve come to realize that if the the two of us write together, the result can’t be called anything but insane. Thus, “CaffKa”, pronounced Kafka, seems appropriate.

Summary: Post-“Endgame”, but disregards C/7 completely. Kathryn finally comes to her sense and goes to visit Tattoo Guy.

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The Legend Of The Angry Caffey

Disclaimer: We stole the angry warrior legend, but that’s about all that belongs to Paramount. Caff owns herself.. or she belongs to the nearest mental asylum. We’re not entirely sure which. *g*
Author’s Note: A certain friend of ours (who will remain nameless, save the title) managed to ride her bike into a bush. She wanted to keep it quiet, to save her dignity… but it was just so damn funny, we had to tell everyone. *g* Love you really. Please don’t kill us!
Dedication: To Caffey, and her bush. *eg*
Summary: Don’t ask!

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Iscreamyouscreamweallscreamicecream – The Saga Continues

Authors: Bec, Caldosh, Clare009, KateF and a guest appearance by Caffey (She took over … and we blame her)
Disclaimer: Let’s just not go there, okay? We’re seriously insane, and that’s all there’s to it.
Authors’ Notes: In the words of Sylvia again, “It’s been even hotter than the day before.”
Rated: (European) PG-13
Summary: A joint effort at Euorpean PG-13. Uhm, nuff said.

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Iscreamyouscreamweallscreamicecream

Authors: Bec, Caffey, Caldosh, Clare009, and KateF
Disclaimer: We’re sure Paramount doesn’t want this fic. Actually, we’re betting they’d be scarred for life if they read this. Go, us!
Authors’ Notes: This is supposed to be Sylvia’s birthday fic – good thing she didn’t kill us for it. In her words, “Let’s just say it’s been written on one of the hottest days in Germany this year. *g*”
Summary: This is supposed to Sylvia’s birthday fic – why she didn’t kill us, we will never know!

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Butt Shot

Disclaimer: The standard stuff applies, yadda, yadda. I can’t be bothered to add more. Don’t sue.
Author’s Note: To all of you unfamiliar with the term “CaffKa”, that would be Caffey and myself. We’ve come to realize that if the the two of us write together, the result can’t be called anything but insane. Thus, “CaffKa”, pronounced Kafka, seems appropriate.
Summary: This is Clare009’s birthday story. Since she’s so fond of butt drooling, we gave her something to drool over – the Handsome Butt also known as Voyager’s First Officer. “Not my fault that this is a kind of Q story, as well. I blame the Ka part!” That’s what the Caff part claims. I think I shouldn’t argue here.

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